The Love Guru

Comedy

Jessica Alba	Jane Bullard
Mike Myers	Guru Pitka / Young Pitka / Teenage Pitka / Himself
Justin Timberlake	Jacques Grande
Romany Malco	Darren Roanoke
Meagan Good	Prudence Roanoke
Omid Djalili	Guru Satchabigknoba
Verne Troyer	Coach Punch Cherkov
Ben Kingsley	Guru Tugginmypudha
Jessica Simpson	Herself
Kanye West	Himself
Deepak Chopra	Himself
Rob Blake	Himself
Manu Narayan	Rajneesh
John Oliver	Dick Pants
Stephen Colbert	Jay Kell

Instruktør	Marco Schnabel
Producent	Roger Birnbaum; Gary Barber
Manuskript	Mike Myers; Graham Gordy

Maurice Pitka (Mike Myers), brought up by gurus outside his native America, returns to Los Angeles as a successful ‘love guru’ to impart his wisdom on lonely singles. Jane Bullard (Jessica Alba) enlists the aid of Guru Pitka, asking him to help a hockey player. Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco), Toronto Maple Leafs star, has been dumped by his wife Prudence (Meagan Good), and the stress is affecting his game. Seems she left him for Jacques “Le Coq” Grande (Justin Timberlake), a rival athlete. Roanoke’s hand has begun to shake, which is destroying his hockey performance. With the help of Guru Pitka, perhaps Roanoke’s team can break their losing streak.